And you know what? It's CHEAP. Soooooo cheap. The noodles themselves aren't in league with the devil... it's the seasoning packet that you have to shield your soul from.
So here's the ingredients:

We've got:
- 2 tbsp olive or sesame oil
- 1 onion cut in half then into long thin slivers
- 1 carrot, thinly sliced
- 2 c slivered cabbage
- 1 clove garlic minced
- 3 packages oriental flavor ramen noodle packages
- 1 c bite-size broccoli florets
- 1 c water
- 2 tbsp soy sauce
- 2 tbsp sugar
- 2 tbsp cornstarch
- 1/2 t grated fresh ginger
- Sprinkle of sesame seeds